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18. In college but I have absolutely no idea on what I want to do with my life and I am totally okay with that. I spend my days on google looking up random things. Checking baseball and hockey scores and reading way too many books.
"In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." -Abraham Lincoln

slapstick-cumberpuck:

With the gif limit finally expanded, I can post the most important thing to come out of the 2014 Winter Olympics.

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Never Forget.

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

thesmellofcoffeeinthemorning:

thesmellofcoffeeinthemorning:

there’s a ten year old boy in my high school honors math class who speaks six different languages.

you shitheads think im fucking with you look at this little genius.
image like what even image look at him discussing with our teacher and shit she has more respect for that child than me im so jealous of his like everything. image are you smarter than a fifth grader? image no I’m fucking not.

youredoingalrightkid:

themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving:

dolphitler:

themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving:

roses are black
violets are black
im blind

blind people are going to find this offensive

I don’t think blind people are going to find anything

beyonceees:

more reasons to love evgeni malkin (1)

laureninlilly:

neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding meDad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo


I can’t believe this is still getting reblogged

laureninlilly:

neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

I can’t believe this is still getting reblogged